Bernie Sanders pulled off a stunning upset...beating Hillary Clinton here in the Michigan primary. 

- Apparently whether it's Hot Fudge Cream Puffs  or Candidates... Michiganders love their Sanders. 

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While campaigning here in Michigan last Friday,  Hillary Clinton ate a restaurant and had the "Tweety Bird Special" which consists of chicken wings on a waffle. 

- Bernie Sanders said he wasn't surprised to hear "Hillary Clinton" and "waffle" in the same sentence.

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Former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has finally ruled out a run for the White House. 

- Aides say it was a hard decision, but "he took a Big Gulp and made the announcement". 

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North Korea claims it has invented miniature nuclear heads to fit on missiles. 

- If there's anyone who knows about "miniature" it's Kim Jong Un. 

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More than 25 states are being plagued by a strain of super lice that is immune to over-the-counter prescription treatments. 

- Doctors say they have no idea how this happened and are left scratching their heads. 

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A California woman led police on a high speed chase in a replica of the Scooby-Doo Van. 

- She would have gotten away with it too...if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! 

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RIP... Sir George Martin. The famed producer of The Fab Four - often referred to as "The Fifth Beatle" has passed away at the age of 90. 

And 

HR... (Happy Retirement) to Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson who has hung up his football jersey permanently at the age of 30. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick