Facebook has apologized for refusing to run an ad featuring a plus sized model in a bikini which they said was "undesirable" and made FB users feel bad about themselves. 

- If it had been a plus-size cat in a bikini they would have put it at the top of everyone's Newsfeed. 

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Golf legend Jack Nicklaus has endorsed Donald Trump.

- And Tiger Woods has endorsed Clinton...Bill Clinton. 

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Tom Brady filed an appeal of his four-game suspension with the U.S. 2nd District Court of Appeals.

- There hasn't been this much focus on deflation since Viagra was going through FDA trials. 

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Bernie Sanders told CNN he's staying in the race because voters shouldn't have to choose between the lesser of two evils. 

- That's right! We should have the right to choose between the lesser of THREE evils. 

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In a deposition he gave more than 10 years ago, Bill Cosby admitted to having sex with many teenage girls...but added that he gave them a "very, very good meal". 

- He claims the wine was good too, but none of the girls remembered it being special. Actually they didn't remember it at all. 

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Prince William revealed that when he has a hard time getting two year old Prince George to go to sleep, he runs the faucet in the bathroom to calm him down. 

- That's the same technique Camilla uses to calm down Prince Charles when he cries because it looks like the Queen is gonna live forever. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick