Wow. I was blown away by the incredible outpouring of good wishes on my Birthday yesterday! There were so many "Likes"... I now know how Kim Kardashian feels when she posts a naked selfie. Seriously, the messages, photographs, and memories that so many of you posted mean the world to me. I am a very lucky guy! I'd email each one of you individually... but my private server is in the shop being wiped clean. Again, thank you!!! 

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Newly released documents show that Bill Clinton has a long list of demands on his speaking tour, including being flown on a private jet. 

- And he will only accept his $100,000 speaking fee in gift cards to Hooters. 

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Six more women have come forward with sexual harassment allegations against Fox News President Roger Ailes. 

- After hearing the news, Bill Cosby sent out a tweet calling Ailes "an amateur". 

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A study by the Weather Channel predicts that in the next ten years it's possible that several States will get snow in July. 

- Looks like in the future I'll be getting a new pair of "Stoshes Galoshes" for my Birthday 

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Starbucks is giving a 5% raise to all of it's Baristas. 

- In other words... Starbucks customers will be paying 5% more for their coffee.  

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Bernie Sanders is finally throwing in the towel and is set to endorse Hillary Clinton at a rally this afternoon. 

- The towel is one he and his wife took from the hotel room they stayed in during their honeymoon in Moscow. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick