A survey in the New York Times found that more people in there 70's and 80's are having sex than ever before. 

- A lot of them are also going on romantic getaways to Viagra Falls. 

- Tattoo parlors say there's also been a giant increase in request for "Gramp Stamps".  

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The FBI has officially ended it's investigation into infamous skyjacker D.B. Cooper who infamously jumped out of a plane after stealing $200,000 from passengers 45 years ago. 

- That's almost as long as the Clinton email investigation. 

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Over 70,000 people attended last night's All Star Game in San Diego. 

- They were the only crowd on TV that wasn't burning something down.

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3 more female anchors have come forward to defend Fox News President Roger Ailes against sexual harassment charges. 

- So if you're keeping score at home, the score is now 6-6.

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Joy Behar says that a story circulating on the internet that she is leaving "The View" isn't true. 

- Damnit. 

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A plastic surgeon in Ukraine is in hot water for taking selfies with his unconscious patients. 

- You should see what Dr. Huxtable is doing to his unconscious patients. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick