A Japanese stylist is using hair dye and tattoo ink to give customers "Donald Trump on the back of their heads". 

- You may not have seen that coming... but you can sure see it going. 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger rode a bicycle through Paris and criticized the President Trump over his decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Change deal. 

- Arnold should stick to doing what he does best. The housekeeper.

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A former female "Jeopardy!" champ has been charged with illegally accessing e-mail accounts at Adrian College.

- The Police Report read: "Jail Time"... "What is what the former Champ may be facing?"

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Matt Laurer has been seen driving around the Hamptons now that he's out of a job. 

- He was incognito, but the "Honk If I've Harassed You!" bumper sticker on his car gave him away. 

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CVS has purchased Aetna healthcare for $68 billion dollars. 

- I think we can all feel good about having our Colonoscopies covered by the same company that sells the "As Seen On TV" Drain Snake. 

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Citizens in the Irish town where Viagra is manufactured say that sniffing the air is making men aroused. 

- So it's true... "Oh Danny Boy... The Pipes, The Pipes Are Calling!"

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick