In a speech yesterday, Hillary Clinton blamed Russia & Facebook (among others) for her election loss. President Trump swiftly responded:  "Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate".

- Would someone please wake me up when the election is over! Oh... wait... 

In response, Clinton posted a mocking Tweet reading: “People in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe.” 

- He tweeted back: "Hillary, Did you forget that I actually live in a White House??? Sad!!!" 

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President Trump is expected to announce whether or not the US will stay with the multi-nation pact on Climate Change, agreed to by former Prez Obama. 

- Aides say Trump checked the weather twice this morning and didn't notice much of a change, so chances are good we'll be pulling out. 

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United Airlines is facing a $435,000 fine after flying a Boeing 787 that may have been unsafe nearly two dozen times on domestic and international flights in 2014.

- But on the bright side, they didn't drag one single passenger off any of those unsafe flights. 

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Scientists say machines with Artificial Intelligence will be better at writing high-school essays by 2026, driving a truck by 2027, and working in retail by 2031.

- The "retail" thing would have come sooner, but they're having a hard time teaching the robots to be rude to customers. 

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The Mayor of Denver arranged for a Drone to deliver doughnuts to the Police Department yesterday. 

- Unfortunately none of the cops where there to enjoy them as they were all at the Doughnut Shop. 

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China has shut down a popular dating app for Lesbians. 

- It was called eHer-mony.com 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick