After 29 years, the Palace of Auburn Hills will officially shut it's doors after Bob Seger's concert on September 23rd; meanwhile, Kid Rock will open Little Caesers' Arena on September 9th. 

- Seger has no special plans, saying his Palace concert will be "Still the Same", while Kid says he's "Hot & Ready" to play Little Caesars. 

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One Powerball ticket holder in Massachusetts woke up this morning almost $759 million dollars richer. 

- And just like that he found out he has 759 million "close relatives" he's never heard of.

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Another bad day for ESPN... One of their radio hosts has been arrested for breaking into a neighbors condo in Wyoming "drunk and naked". 

- Lucky for him his name isn't "Robert Lee" so he WILL be allowed to go on the air as previously scheduled. 

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A brothel in Vienna claims that a sex doll named "Fanny" has become more requested than the Live girls who work there. 

- That will all change when scientists teach the bots how to steal a guys wallet. 

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A five-year-old California girl burst into tears after her Kindergarten teacher read the class books on transgenderism. She went home and told her parents she was afraid she'd become a boy. 

- This is what happens when you read "Curious George Goes To Visit Caitlyn Jenner". 

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It's National Complain About The Weather Day! 

- A high of 66 degrees on August 24th??? Yeah, I'm COMPLAINING! 

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Have a great day... stay warm... and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick