Los Angeles will reportedly make Hugh Hefner's old home - the Playboy Mansion - a "Historic-Cultural Monument" within 30 days. 

- Visitors will receive a map of the bedrooms and a free shot of penicillin. 

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Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has died at the age of 91. 

- The burial has been put off by two weeks to give his undertaker time to figure out how to assemble the casket the family purchased from IKEA. 

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A study at a high school in NYC found that 83% of students admit to cheating on tests. 

- And of the 83%, 75% admitted they paid someone else to take the survey for them. 

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President Trump and rapper Jay Z are in a war of words with Trump reminding Z that Black unemployment is at an all time low, after Z criticized the Prez for his "S---hole" countries comments.  

- Kanye West joined the fight, tweeting that "Beyonce is responsible for the best Black Employment rate of all time!" 

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Airlines are complaining that more and more people are faking papers that document their pooches as "Support Dogs" so they can bring their furry friends into the cabin on flights. 

- This is how Greyhound got started. 

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An 89 year old woman whose been dubbed the "World's Oldest Supermodel" just became the face of a new line of Mascara. 

- Her husband is also a model, often appearing on the cover of the AAR-I-Get-Up-Ten-Times-A-Night-To-Pee Magazine. 

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SAVE THE DATE! The 31st Annual 16-Hour Salvation Army Radiothon benefiting the Bed & Bread Program is coming up on Friday, February 23rd! Details (including the NEW location) tomorrow! 

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick