Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos predicts we'll have 1 TRILLION humans living in outer space one day — and says his rocket company plans to help us get there.

- The trip into space takes months or years, but you can get there in just TWO DAYS if you have Prime.

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A federal district court judge in California dismissed Stormy Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Trump, and ordered her to pay his legal fees.

- As is tradition for Stormy, the fees will be paid all in singles.

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Turns out Elizabeth Warren’s Native American ancestry is not 1/512 as we reported yesterday, but rather 1/1,024 - which is entirely possible for virtually ALL Americans.

- Trump says “Who Cares??” adding “I’m the President and she’s just a Senator”… making him the Top Guy on the Totem Pole.

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The Chinese Government threw a blogger in jail for five days after he disrespected the National Anthem.

- As opposed to here in America where we pay football players millions of dollars to “Take a Knee” during the National Anthem.

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According to Showbiz 911 Caitlyn Jenner has been completely cut off from the Kardashian family.

- Luckily, Caitlyn is used to having things completely cut off.

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A new dating show in France called "Making Love" features contestants having sex the first time they meet and then deciding if they like each other.

- This makes “The Bachelor” look like an episode of “Ozzie & Harriet”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick