Social Media went crazy after viewers spotted a painting of Prez Trump hanging out with 9 other Republican Presidents - including Abraham Lincoln - during Trump’s White House interview with “60 Minutes” Sunday.

- Bill Clinton has a similar painting of himself with 9 Democrat Presidents. Only in his painting they’re sitting around a table at Hooters.

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Police is San Bernardino, CA were able to coral a giant runaway Pig by luring him with Doritos.

- The Doritos worked WAY better than the Pork Rinds they offered him first.

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A new study finds that nice people may be more likely to struggle financially and even go bankrupt than those who are less thoughtful.

- Bottom line: The people who run Sears must be SUPER nice!

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Two male penguins at an Aquarium in Australia are taking care of an egg given to them by staff members who “suspected they were more than friends”.

- There haven’t been two gay guys in tuxes this happy since Boy George and Barry Manilow appeared together on the Grammy’s.

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Elizabeth Warren says a DNA test proves she’s somewhere between 1/32nd and 1/512th American Indian. (She says her mother told her she has Indian blood because she has “high cheekbones”).

- Just to drive the point home to Prez Trump - who sarcastically refers to her as “Pocahontas” - Warren Tee Pee’d the White House.

- She’s gonna run for Prez on the slogan “Hopi & Change”.

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The World’s Oldest Person, a 129 year old Chechen woman, says her longevity is “a punishment from God” and that she’s only lived “one happy day” in her life.

- On the bright side, she’ll have another “happy day” on November 7th - if she lives long enough for the Midterm elections to be over.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick