One of the 80 sexual assault cases against Harvey Weinstein may be dropped because new notes kept by his accuser reportedly prove the sex was “friendly and consensual”.

- Harvey replied, “One down… only 79 to go!”

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Scientists say picking your nose can spread pneumonia.

- This is great ammo if you’re trying to get your kids, grandkids and husband to stop “digging for gold”.

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Two inmates escaped from a Kentucky prison by hiding inside the garbage.

- Ironically, they were caught by ANOTHER inmate, who picked them up by the side of the road with a trash-stick.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger told Men’s Health Magazine that he has “stepped over the line” with women several times in the past and he regrets it.

- Arnold is so apologetic, he’s even founded the #MaidToo movement.

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A new study RealtyHop.com named San Francisco the “Poop Capitol of the World” with more than 21,000 sightings on public streets last year.

- So, If you're going to San Francisco… Be sure to wear some nicely-scented flowers in your hair.

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Nabisco is about to launch a new “Most Stuf Oreo” with even more filling than their “Double Stuf” cookies.

- The new treats are known on the street as “Diabetes”.

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Bored with plain old Oreos? Head over to China where Nabisco is now offering “Spicy Chicken Wing” flavored cookies.

- They go great with Blue Cheese flavored milk!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick