A growing number of Native Americans are calling on Elizabeth Warren to apologize for claiming that she’s a member of the Cherokee Tribe.

- To makes amends she sold her Jeep Cherokee and invited Tribe members to come to her Tee Pee to smoke the Peace Pipe.

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Meanwhile our neighbors to the South (Windsor) are smoking Pot… as legalized Marijuana officially went on sale in Canada yesterday.

- There were long lines at Pot dispensaries… and an hour later at Tim Hortons.

- So now it’s legal for a guy in a Toque to take a Toke.

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In honor of hunting season, some Arby’s locations will offer a Duck breast sandwich for one day only this Saturday.

- Thus there new slogan: “We Have The Mallards!”

- Donald Duck will protest by not wearing pants. No, wait…

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Lady Gaga’s fiancé reportedly spent a million dollars on her engagement ring.

- And on her Big Day she plans on wearing “Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Sirloin”.

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This Saturday, a coven of witches in Brooklyn, N.Y. will gather “to put a hex” on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

- You know the old Witches adage: “If at First the FBI Investigation Doesn't Go Your Way, Throw the Toe of a Frog in Boiling Oil”.

- This is what’s known in Witch Circles as “Sittin’ for a Spell”.

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A Bride-to-Be in England is being criticized for sending her Bridal Shower attendees an itemized bill… including 71 cents for napkins and 43 cents for M&Ms.

- Sure. Call her cheap… But these were the M&M’s with PEANUTS.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick