Mickey Mouse is 90! Both he and his wife Minnie (they were secretly married) made their debut in the animated cartoon “Steamboat Willie” during this week in 1928.

- Mickey and Minnie will be celebrating at their favorite restaurant… Chuck E. Cheese.

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NFL kneeler Colin Kaepernick says he’s working out five hours a day in the hopes of being hired as a QB for any NFL team that will have him.

- His friends say he’s a real “stand-up guy”… except when he’s not.

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Broward County Elections Supervisor Brenda Snipes will resign after missing the latest Florida recount deadline by two minutes.

- Snipes says the majority of people voted for her to keep her job… but she lost their ballots.

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In an effort to fit more passengers on board, Delta and other airlines are downsizing plane bathrooms - with some smaller than the average dishwasher.

- From here on out, the “Mile High Club” will be referred to as the “Clean Plate Club”.

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More than 1 million consumers canceled their cable and satellite TV subscriptions in the last 3 months, opting to “stream” instead.

- NOTE TO MEN: If you have trouble “streaming”… you might want to have your prostate checked.

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College professors in England have been told not to use capital letters in assignment instructions because it may “frighten students”.

- The only thing that frightened me in college was realizing my Dad was going to find out I got a “D” in Disc Jockey-ing 101. I’m sorry… that’s a “d”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick