It’s Cyber Monday! Today is the day to get deep discounts on all your holiday gifts when you order online.
- Between “Black Friday” and “Cyber Monday”… tomorrow is shaping up to be “Empty Bank Account Tuesday”.
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Forget Ugly Christmas Sweaters… the latest trend in Holiday wear are clip-on lights that men can attach to their beards for a festive look.
- The lights will make a great addition to the tinsel I always hang from my mustache.
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Kim Kardashian admitted that when she married her first husband at age 19 and when she made her infamous sex tape a few years later, she was “high on Ecstasy”.
- Even more shocking: She claims she was SOBER when she named her daughter “North West” after an airline. Well, at least it wasn’t Ireland’s “Aer Lingus”!
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Fans are still reeling after Michigan’s 62-39 loss to Ohio State on Saturday.
- On the bright side, it made the Lions 34-22 loss to the Bears almost seem like a win.
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The US Census Bureau says that by 2030 one in every five Americans will be retired.
- Which will give them plenty of time to cook and clean for the Millennials still living on the couch in their basement.
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Angry parents have hit out at Amazon for including a hardcore porn film in its "Dad Gifts" section.
- Nothing says Christmas like a Stormy Daniels DVD in Dad’s Stocking!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick