Yet another court show is headed your way… “Judge Jerry” with Jerry Springer sitting on the bench, debuts next September.

- Jerry will throw the book at defendants, and defendants will throw chairs at each other.

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A giant cow in Australia named Knickers, which stands over 6 feet 4 inches tall, is such an oddity he’s been spared from the slaughterhouse.

- His owner says he looks just like his Giant Cow parents, and has his father’s nose and his mother’s Ribeyes.

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Bill and Hillary got a standing ovation when they attended a Broadway show over Thanksgiving weekend.

- In other news… there’s a Broadway musical in the works based on Bill’s life. It’s called “Fondler On The Roof”.

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The world’s largest Marijuana store has officially opened in Las Vegas.

- So now “What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas” because after smoking a joint, you don’t remember what you did.

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Justin Bieber told an interviewer that he “wants to be more like Jesus”. 

- It’s not a religious thing… He just wants to be able to turn water into wine. 

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A new controversial study found that every human being is a descendant of the same couple who lived 200,000 years ago.

- Archeologists figured it out when they found stone tools with carved words reading “World’s Greatest Mom & Dad”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick