Residents of a small town in Greenland woke up to find an 11 ton Iceberg floating off the coast of their village. It's 300 feet tall, almost two-football-fields long and may cause a Tsunami. 

- Meanwhile, officials say most residents don't know how to swim. I'm thinkin' now would be a good time to learn. 

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Vladimir Putin showed up an hour late for his meeting with President Trump in Helsinki, Finland today, and body language experts say they looked like "fighters headed into the ring". 

-  Only this was less like "The Thrilla In Manilla" and more like "The Stinkie in Helsinki".

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Today is Amazon Prime Day!

- If you're got Prime... Today is the day you can save big on tons of stuff that you don't need! 

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In a related story, the last Sears store in Chicago is closing after almost 80 years. 

- Instead of paying for a demolition crew, they're going to reopen on Black Friday and let the customers tear it down. 

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A Ryan Air flight from Dublin to Croatia plunged 30,000 feet in ten minutes after the cabin lost pressure. 

- It was extra scary because on discount airlines, you have to swipe your credit card before the oxygen masks will come down. 

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Supermodel Kate Upton announced that she's expecting her first child with hubby Justin Verlander. 

- The happy couple revealed the good news in a Tweet reading: "Guess Who's Finally Eating For ONE???" 

- Kate says Justin may play for the Astros... but he's still a Tiger in bed. (Btw... Justin gave up 4 HR's and got bombed by the TIGERS last night in Houston). 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick