The Mayor of London has given the green light to a 20ft balloon depicting President Trump as a huge orange baby that will fly above Parliament during Trump's visit Friday. 

- The last time anything flew over Britain that was this vindictive and full of hot air, was when the Nazi's bombed London in World War II.

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Starbucks announced that it will do away with plastic straws at it's more than 28,000 stores worldwide by 2020.

- So the only thing customers will have to Suck Up is paying 7 bucks for a cup of coffee. 

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Prez Trump will announce his second pick for the U.S. Supreme Court live on TV tonight at 9pm.

- In an attempt to get more millennial viewers, Trump will gather all the potential Judges at the White House... and present the winner with a Long-Stem Red Rose. 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's 20 year old love child, Joseph, was photographed on a beach looking just as muscle-bound as his Dad. 

- Joseph said being muscular is in his genes. And getting in the maid's jeans probably is too.

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"Little House on the Prairie" star Melissa Gilbert is moving out of her Brighton home and relocating to  NYC after 5 years in Michigan. 

- "Good Riddance!" said her neighbor, Miss Nellie Oleson. 

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24 year old Justin Bieber is engaged to Alec Baldwin's niece, Hailey. 

- The happy couple is registered at Bed, Bath & Beyond and several prison commissaries. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick