Prez Trump has been mocked after saying that Hurricane Florence was “One of the wettest we have seen from the standpoint of water”.

- This reminds me of the time I visited the Sahara Desert and said to my wife, “Boy… there sure is a lot of sand around here!”

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Hillary Clinton says that we should give the woman accusing SC nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault “the benefit of the doubt”.

- You know… like she did for Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey.

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People on Facebook are really vehemently divided on the Kavanaugh-Ford controversy.

- Facebook users haven’t been this angry at each other’s opinions since… yesterday.

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The big moment at the Emmy Awards was one of the winners proposing to his girlfriend onstage.

- There was some confusion because when he got down on one knee, people thought the National Anthem was about to come on.

- It was nice for Showbiz to see a man proposing something to a woman OUTSIDE of the casting office.

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A Florida man faces charges after he allegedly drove his 15-year-old son to a park with his teen girlfriend so they could - as he put it - “do their thang”.

- And to think my Mom told me not stand close to Gail unless there was “room for Jesus”.

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Coca-Cola is partnering with a Canadian pot farmer to produce a series of Marijuana infused beverages.

- I could be wrong but I thought pot is a gateway to coke, not the other way around.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick