73 year old Bob Seger has announced that his upcoming 6-month tour will be his last. He may not be touring anymore but to us fans, Bob, - every time we listen to one of your songs, you’re Still the Same!

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Apple unveiled it’s new iPhone Monday and some women are calling them out for a bigger 6.5 in. screen that they say “hurts” and is “Damaging to a women’s ‘hand health’”.

- This is the first reported case of Hand Shaming.

- Simple Solution: Don’t buy the phone!

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96 year old Betty White won her 8th Emmy last night - this was celebrating 80 years in television.

- Betty’s never won an Oscar… but there’s always next year. Well, MAYBE.

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Roseanne revealed the way producers of her show - which she was fired from - killed off her character: An opioid overdose.

- “That’s gotta be a bitter pill to swallow”… said Bill Cosby.

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Julie Chen is leaving “The Talk,” days after her husband, Les Moonves, was fired as the CEO of CBS for sexual assault.

- She’s no longer on “The Talk”, but I’ll bet there’s a whole lotta talk going on in the Moonves home these days.

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Archeologists claim they’ve discovered the world’s oldest brewery in Israel.

- L’Chaim!

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Britain’s Oldest Person told an interviewer that the key to her living to be 112 is: Whiskey. 

- Good news! Now we all have a shot at living to 112! 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick