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THE LIONS WON LAST NIGHT” crushing Tom Brady and the Patriots 26 to 10!!! CONGRATS!!!

Tiger Woods won the 2018 Tour Championship - his first PGA Tour victory in 5 years.

- So it was a big day for Lions & Tiger & Bears (they won too)! Oh my!

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56 year old Mary Kay Letourneau, the elementary school teacher who dated - then married - her twelve year old student, says she didn't know their love affair was a crime and that “he was in charge”.

- I mean, she knew it was sick but she DID NOT know it was a crime.

- This confirms my long held theory that you don’t ever want to put a 12 year old in charge of ANYTHING.

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A study of 2,000 people in relationships found that the average person had gained 36 pounds since they’ve first started dating their current partner — 17 pounds of which were gained in the first year alone.

- This was especially true with people who met on Plenty’oDeepFriedFish.com.

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According to the NY Times, one in every three positive reviews on TripAdvisor.com is fake and bought by hotels and restaurants to pump up business.

- The press caught on when they read Five Star reviews for Scranton’s “Motel 6” and “Lou’s House of Meatloaf”.

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Speaking of meatloaf… Micheal Moore says if his new movie “11/9” which is tanking at the box office “causes any trouble”, he’ll move to Canada.

- Tim Hortons’ stock immediately skyrocketed.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick