Stormy Daniels attorney says he will soon reveal a third accuser of Brent Kavanaugh - but he won’t disclose any details like who she is or what she alleges happened.

- Hard to believe this goes on in America. Well… maybe Salem, Massachusetts in the 1600’s… but not in America today!

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An Italian designer had models walk the runway with a fake third breast implanted in between their other two “To raise awareness of water shortage and the environment”.

- Huh???

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It’s D-Day for Bill Cosby who will be sentenced in his sexual assault case later this afternoon.

- So we’ll finally find out if the Coz will be spending time in a 6’ by 8” CELL-O!

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In attempt to reverse declining sales, Starbucks says they’ll begin laying off workers in November.

- To make losing their job a little easier, affected employees will get a “Pumpkin Spice Pink Slip”.

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A passenger sparked panic in mid-air when he tried to open a plane door, apparently mistaking it for the toilet.

- He almost became the first passenger in history who needed a parachute to join the Mile High Club.

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It’s National One Hit Wonder Day!

So grab your “Earth Angel” (The Penguins)… “Tip Toe Through the Tulips” (Tiny Tim) and settle in for a little “Afternoon Delight!” (The Starland Vocal Band). These songs are so great we’ll still be listening to them “In the Year 2525” (Zager & Evans).

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick