36% of Americans say Reese’s Peanut butter cups are their favorite Halloween candy followed by Snicker’s with 18% and 11% picked M&M’s.

- And once again… Goobers get the shaft.

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85-year-old Larry King and his 63-year-old wife Shawn are selling their LA mansion as part of their divorce - including a giant portrait of Larry made out of Jelly Beans - for $17 Million.

- Larry’s sons say Shawn is looking for a big Payday and their Dad is a DumDum for marrying her in the first place.

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Hunter Biden went on ABC to answer questions about the Billions he was getting from Ukraine and China saying he made “poor decisions” but that he did “nothing wrong”.

- Well that’s good enough for me.

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Over the weekend, former Disney star Bella Thorne was given the “Vision” award for Best Director of an ADULT FILM by Pornhub.

- In her movie, Snow White has an affair with the Eighth and Ninth Dwarves: Horny and Frisky.

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Kanye West told his wife Kim Kardashian that a corset-style dress she wore to an event earlier this year was “too sexy” and was hurting his “spiritual journey”.

- And then she wore it anyway.

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Insiders say that Matt Lauer’s three teenaged sons are so upset over his behavior they want to change their last name.

- to Weinstein.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick