Last night at the Debate all 12 of the Democrats on stage said they believe President Trump should be impeached.

- Boy, I didn’t see that one comin’.

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When Democrat candidate Cory Booker reminded the audience that Sanders supports legalization of Medical Marijuana, Bernie responded, “I’m not on it tonight!”

- And then he reached under the podium and pullout out a bag of Doritos.

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A former NASA Scientist claims they found alien life on MARS IN THE 70’s.

- Big Deal! We had aliens at PINE KNOB IN THE 70’s too! They wore bells bottoms, flowered ties & bushy mustaches. And I was one of them.

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LeBron James - who supports Colin “Take a Knee” Kaepernick - is being criticized for supporting China over pro-Democracy Hong Kong protestors.

- In a related story, LeBron will be leaving the LA Lakers to play for the Hollywood Hypocrites.

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Yesterday, Taco Bell recalled about 2.3 million pounds of beef after a customer discovered a metal shaving in a Taco.

- Well that’s one way to get Iron in your diet.

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According to the new book “Catch and Kill” disgraced Today Show host Matt Lauer had an affair with a “Well known, well respected NBC personality”.

- So now we know! Al Roker lost all that weight to look good for Matt.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick