Republican Senator and Trump Critic Mitt Romney admitted he has a second account on Twitter that he uses under the name “Pierre Delecto”.

- Looks like someone’s been hangin’ out with “Carlos Danger”.

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Felicity Huffman was spotted wearing a green convict jumpsuit in the “Yard” of her California prison over the weekend as she was visited by her husband and daughter.

- Kids aren’t allowed to visit, but Felicity gave the Warden 20 Grand to get her daughter in.

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After lots of complaints that his hotel would get free publicity, the White House announced that next year’s G-7 Summit will NOT be hosted at Trump’s Doral Hotel after all.

- Trump tweeted: “FINE! Then we’ll have it at Mar-a-Lago!”

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Hillary Clinton made headlines Friday by calling Army Vet Democrat Tulsi Gabbard a “RUSSIAN ASSET” who is being groomed by Putin’s government to run for US Prez in 2020 as a third party candidate.

- BILL Clinton tweeted: “ Tulsi is HOT!”

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Tulsi fired back by calling Clinton the “Queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party”.

- Some say Gabbard’s brave for serving in the military. I think she’s even braver for crossin’ Hillary.

- Don’t beat around the bush, Tulsi. Tell us what you really think.

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Porn Star “Bridget the Midget” is facing up to 20 years for stabbing her boyfriend in the leg.

- He’s lucky considering she was aiming for his heart.

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Canadians head to the polls today to decide whether Justin Trudeau will be reelected.

- All politicians are Two-Faced. Justin’s Two Faces just happen to be different colors.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick