Insiders say Jeff Bezos is interested in buying an NFL team.

- Fingers crossed that he buys the Lions! We could get a Super Bowl victory delivered in just TWO YEARS with PRIME.

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Don Cherry, known for his legendary Hockey commentary and iconic colorful sport coats was fired for making what some call “Racist” remarks that immigrants should be grateful to military veterans.

- Let me get this straight… Justin Trudeau wears BLACKFACE and gets reelected… and Don Cherry basically says “Thank a Vet” and gets CANNED??

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Violence continues to breakout at Popeyes restaurants across the country as customers fight over their chicken sandwich.

- The last time there was this much fighting over a breast, two companies were vying for Dolly Parton’s bra business.

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Germany marked the 30th Anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall this weekend.

- In keeping with tradition, the German’s celebrated by invading Poland.

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A survey found that a growing number of millennials aren’t buying engagement rings because it saves them money.

- Don’t they mean it will save THEIR PARENTS money??

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A study by Britain’s National Health Service found that a growing number of 90-year-olds are being hospitalized for using cocaine.

- Proving my theory that Lipitor is a gateway drug.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick