Today’s the day… Accusations will fly, tempers will flair and things will get pretty ugly.

And if I get tired of watching “The View”… I can always flip over to the Impeachment hearings.

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Yesterday, NBC fired The ENTIRE CAST of the daytime soap “Days of Our Lives”.

- This is horrible news for the actors… But potentially GREAT news for their evil twins.

- If the network carries out the firings at the same pace as the soap's story lines, their last day won't be for three or four more years.

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Hillary Clinton says she hasn’t ruled out a 3rd run for the White House saying, “many, many, many people” are “pressuring her” to enter the race.

- You know what they say… If at first, you don’t succeed… try, try again. And if your second time is a bust, why not try a third time?

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Indian Villagers have captured a giant elephant that injured five people during a wild stampede.

- He was hauled before a Judge who said it was “Time to Address the Elephant in the Room”.

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Disney’s new streaming service was hit by technical difficulties on its first day of service, leaving viewers unable to watch.

- Disney encouraged people to “Whistle While Our Service Doesn’t Work”.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have reportedly informed the Queen that they WILL NOT be spending Christmas with her - but will be spending it with Meghan’s Mom in California.

- In response, the Queen sent him a copy of her new favorite Christmas song…“Harry’s Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick