Florida police are looking for a man who broke into a Taco Bell and cooked himself food before running off.

- To the bathroom.

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Caitlyn Jenner reportedly stunned her family by announcing that he/she and her 23 year old girlfriend are trying to have a baby - and that Caitlyn is “going to be a Mom!”.

- For the baby’s sake… I hope Caitlyn plans on Bottle-Feeding.

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President Trump underwent an “Unplanned” physical at Walter Reed Medical Center Saturday as part of his annual medical exam.

- Or as the mainstream media reported it, “Trump Threatens to Withhold Co-Pay Unless Doc Agrees to Investigate Biden’s Cholesterol”.

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A CNBC study found that Americans are receiving over 2,000 unwanted robocalls every second… adding up to forty-nine million robocalls so far this year.

- Makes me miss the simple days when the only unwanted communication I got was emails from a guy in Nigeria.

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A woman in England became the first person to eat the World’s Largest Hot Dog - a three-foot frank with bacon jam, bacon mayo, pancetta, mustard and ketchup.

- Are you kidding me??? Who puts KETCHUP on a hot dog??

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A plane with Hillary Clinton aboard was grounded at LaGuardia Airport Sunday afternoon after suffering an unknown mechanical issue on the tarmac.

- The airline blamed in on an engine… Hillary blamed it on Russian Interference.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick