Happy Birthday to Larry King who turns 86 today!

- What do you get the guy who has EVERYTHING?? Including EIGHT ALIMONY PAYMENTS??

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Wendy Thomas - the daughter of Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas, says her father once apologized to her for naming his hamburger chain “Wendy’s” because it put pressure on her.

- If you think that’s pressure… Think how the daughter of the founder of “Hooters” feels.

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President Trump says he’s “open to the idea” of testifying before Congress in the impeachment hearing.

- He’s about as “open” as Prince Andrew was in his interview about his buddy-buddy relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

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A new study shows that 40% of people have misdiagnosed their health by Googling their symptoms.

- Say what you want, but if it wasn’t for Google I wouldn’t know that I’ve got PMS.

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Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell of California is denying that he’s the one who “broke wind” very loudly during an interview with MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Monday night.

- In keeping with the Impeachment hearings, he blamed it on Trump.

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Colin Kaepernick hasn’t gotten any offers after his drama-filled workout for NFL coaches last weekend.

- At this point he might as well get on his Knees and beg for a job.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick