McDonald’s fired the company’s CEO Sunday over an “inappropriate relationship with an employee”.

- Sounds like somebody needs to keep his McNuggets to himself.

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Dean Martin’s daughter said John Legend’s re-write of her father’s classic “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” with the lines, “Say what’s in this drink?/No cabs to be had out there” changed to “If I have one more drink/It's Your Body and Your Choice” is “ABSURD”.

- I agree, or put another way… #MeToo!!!

For my money the absolute best version is the re-mix with the original Dean Martin vocals and Martina McBride added on.

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Beto O’Rourke officially dropped out of the democratic primary on Friday night.

- Hard to believe the videos he posted of himself getting his teeth cleaned just didn’t resonate with voters.

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President Trump announced Friday that he’s moving his primary residence from New York to Florida.

- He tweeted “Start spreading the news… I’m leaving today. I want to be a part of it… Palm Beach. Palm Beach!”

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At a rally for Bernie Sanders, Squad member Ilhan Omar said we must end “Western Imperialism” and defeat Donald Trump through a “Mass movement of the working class”.

- Where have I heard that before?? Oh yeah… Karl Marx’s “Communist Manifesto”.

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A growing number of porn companies are starting to produce Documentaries.

- Finally we’ll understand WHY Debbie Did Dallas.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick