Happy Halloween! In keeping with tradition… Tonight I’ll be handing out Chunky Vegetable Soup - for health reasons of course! Bring your pillowcases… cuz you won’t want to miss a drop! I just need a few more feathers and my Elizabeth Warren costume will be complete!

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Kardashian sister Kylie Jenner threw a 70th Birthday party for her Dad Caitlyn Jenner.

- Caitlyn said he and his daughter “share everything” with each other… including size 11 pumps and push up bras.

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The Washington Nationals won their first World Series in their 51-year history after a 6-2 victory over the odds-on favorite Houston Astros in Game 7.

- There hasn't been this big an upset in D.C. since November of 2016.

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Julie Andrews says she was too 'truly stoned' on prescription meds following surgery to accept a role in a Martin Scorcese movie.

- Put another way, she was Higher than Mary Poppins during a wind storm.

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A Kansas man took a joy ride on a stolen tractor — allegedly leaving properties damaged and injuring at least one police officer.

- He was upset because he’s just gotten a John Deere letter.

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John Legend and Kelly Clarkson have rewritten the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to keep the #MeToo movement and Climate Change people happy.

- The song is now called, “Consenting Partner, Because of Global Warming It’s Not Nearly As Cold Outside”.

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Beto O’Rourke criticized Prez Trump for his handling of the raid that killed al-Baghdadi.

- Then, as part of his “Gun Buyback Program”, he demanded the U.S. Military hand over their assault weapons.

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On a personal note… One year ago today I lost my Beautiful wife, Gail.

We met in High School.

So many years together… And now one year apart. I miss you my love.

-Dick