A leaked recording from ABC News shows the network killed the Jeffrey Epstein story that would have also implicated Bill Clinton THREE YEARS AGO.

- So basically Epstein’s been killed TWICE in the last three years.

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It’s “National Eat Healthy Day!”… brought to you by the fine folks at the Coney Island Association of America. It’s also“National Saxophone Day!” As always, Kenny G. will celebrate by Tooting his Own Horn.

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An Australian woman has gone blind after having her eyeballs tattooed.

- She admits it was a bad idea. So at least her HINDSIGHT is 20/20.

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Angelina Jolie posed nude for this month’s issue of Harper’s Bizarre.

- And coming soon… her new book: “Life May Be a Bowl of Cherries… But All I Got Was Brad Pitt”.

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Voters in NYC approved a new election system yesterday - where voters will rank their top 5 candidates instead of voting for just one - so lesser candidates will still get recognized.

- Apparently “Participation Trophies” aren’t just for 7 year old soccer players anymore.

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Alec Baldwin has filed a Defamation Suit against a New York man who accused Baldwin of punching him for stealing his parking spot.

- Alec says he won’t stand for anyone “impugning his character”. Assuming he has one!

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On this day in 1991 Russian President Boris Yeltsin outlawed the Communist Party.

- I guess AOC and “The Squad” didn’t get the memo.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick