Rover.com has determined that a growing number of people are picking names for their pets based on marijuana… including Budder, Herb and Kush.

- If you want your dog or cat to have a more “human” name… just go with “Willie Nelson”.

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A new study finds that Children read more when they’re in the presence of Dogs.

- In a related story, kids in the presence of cats lay on the back of the couch and act annoyed.

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With the ink on the 2 articles of impeachment not even dry, some Democrats are saying they’d be willing to Impeach Trump AGAIN if he wins reelection in 2020.

- Call me crazy, but I’m beginning to think the Dems don’t like him.

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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2019 is… 16 year old Climate Change Activist Greta Thunberg who famously said “How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!”

- I said the same thing to my parents when I was 16 but I didn’t get “Person of the Year” - I got grounded.

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The ex-stripper suing Hunter Biden for child support wants him to reveal how much he made while serving on the board of the Ukrainian natural gas company.

- She reportedly wants $50 Grand a month. All in singles.

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A Maine man was arrested for creating a meth lab inside a children’s playroom at a church.

- Who among us hasn’t faced the challenges of juggling work and childcare??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick