A growing number of left wing publications are turning on Elizabeth Warren as more details are revealed about her making almost $2 MILLION working for big banks.

- Apparently they don’t like Liz’s “Capitalism for ME, Socialism for YOU” program.

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An online survey by Harris Poll shows Hillary Clinton slightly ahead of Joe Biden if she were to enter the race last minute.

- Biden called the survey results “A bunch of Malarkey” and told Hillary to “Make like a Banana and Split”.

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A survey by Moonstruck Chocolate found that the average American spends over $30,000 on snacks over the course of their lifetime.

- Or $30,000 a MONTH if you buy your snacks at the Movie Theater.

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Georgia police are looking for a runner who slapped a Female Reporter’s butt during a race on live TV Saturday.

- I’m bettin’ this isn’t the first race he’s run where he brought up the Rear.

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A European company has launched a new video game named “I Am Jesus” that allows gamers to play through key moments in the Bible.

- It makes a great gift if your Grandkid has the “PRAY Station II”.

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A new study found that birth control pills are SHRINKING a part of Women’s Brains.

- This is the exact OPPOSITE of what Viagra does for a different part of the MALE Brain.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick