In a new interview, Joe Biden BLAMED HIS STAFF for not telling him that it could be a conflict of interest to have his son Hunter make hundreds of thousands of dollars in Ukraine while Joe was shaping US/Ukraine policy.

- Sounds like someone just got thrown under the “No Malarkey” bus.

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KFC fans can now make a fashion statement with a $50 shirt that’s been soaked in gravy for three days, then dried.

- I wore gravy on my shirt on Thanksgiving and it didn’t cost me a dime.

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Madonna’s daughter Lourdes performing nearly nude in a simulated orgy during an Art Exhibit in Miami Beach over the weekend.

- The Apple doesn’t fall far from the Tree! Speaking of which, all of Lordes partners were treated with Antibiotics to prevent Dutch Elm Disease.

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The Mafia in Italy is finally allowing gay men to join after it turns out a mob chief's son is living as a drag queen called Lady Godiva.

- They figured out he was gay when a gorgeous woman made him an offer he COULD refuse.

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The World Anti-Doping Agency has banned Russia from the upcoming Tokyo Olympics for past doping with Steroids.

- Just what we need… More talk about Russian Erection Interference.

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Carroll Spinney, who played Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch for nearly 50 years on 'Sesame Street,' died Sunday at the age of 85.

- His funeral will be brought to you by the letters R, I & P.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick