Hillary Clinton told Howard Stern that she’s never had a Lesbian affair, never even been “tempted” and, in fact, “likes Men”.
- Except for her husband.
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Actor Josh Brolin says he tried a hot new wellness trend “perineum sunning” - where you lay out in the sun with your naked butt pointed to the sun — and ended up in great pain.
- Well… They don’t call it “Where the Sun Don’t Shine” for nothin’!
- If Kim Kardashian ever tries this they’re gonna have to call the fire department.
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Melania Trump unveiled a Patriotic Themed Christmas Display at the White House.
- Unfortunately, there’s no nativity scene because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin in D.C.
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Joe Biden is continuing his NO MALARKEY Bus Tour across Iowa.
- If it’s a success, Joe plans to follow up with a “23 Skidoo” Talking Tour next week.
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According to a new survey, only 40% of women are fully satisfied after sex with their partner.
- Get the full story on CBS during Sunday night’s edition of “60 Seconds”.
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Scientists at the University of Stockholm say they’ve found a perfectly preserved puppy that was frozen in ice for an amazing 18,000 years.
- What’s even MORE amazing? That’s 126,000 in Dog Years.
- They found him by looking for the yellow spot in the ice.
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The National Board of Review has named Director Martin Scorsese’s 3 1/2 hour long film, “The Irishman,” the Best Movie of the Year.
- The last time Dickie Boy went to a 3 and 1/2 hour movie… It wasn’t “The Pipes, The Pipes” that were calling… it was the Men’s room.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick