Kamala Harris dropped out of the 2020 Presidential race.
- Dem candidates are dropping faster than Dolly Parton’s boobs during a wardrobe malfunction.
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Once again, some on Social Media are calling for an end to the showing of “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer”. They claim it promotes “bullying”.
- Get out your shovels - the Snowflakes are back.
- Santa’s mad and Rudolph’s nose is really out of joint.
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This Headline verbatim from Cable News… “Rapper Offset and wife Cardi B are denying accusations that the Migos rapper hit on the girlfriend of incarcerated artist Tekashi 6ix9ine via Instagram”.
- HUH??
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A video of Joe Biden nibbling on his wife’s finger during a campaign rally in Iowa has gone viral.
- The way things are going, this could be the final French-Manicured Nail in Joe’s political coffin.
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The Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Boise, Idaho was delayed after the tree fell over.
- On a bright note, it DID make a sound because there were lots of people there to hear it.
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A Rolex watch worn by Marlon Brando is expected to go for $1 million or more when it goes up for auction later this month.
- There’s no asking price. They’re just looking for someone to make them an offer they can’t refuse.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick