Last week’s health scare for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has pundits warning that we could be on the brink of another brutal confirmation process like Brett Kavanaugh’s.

- The Dems have already lined up their first “Bombshell Witness”… And nobody’s even been nominated yet.

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A YouGov Poll found that a majority of Republican voters think Prez Trump is a better President than Abraham Lincoln.

- But they thought Abe had better hair.

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Joe Biden is on an eight-day bus trip around Iowa… which he’s calling the “No Malarky Tour”.

- The last time a Candidate went on a No “Malarky” Tour Rutherford B. Hayes was running for President.

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A Florida woman was arrested after she faked a medical emergency in order to get a larger seat on an American Airlines plane.

- And to think I feel bad taking dibs on the arm rest.

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Some movie goers in Seattle were evacuated after a package containing “Highly Contagious” human urine was accidentally delivered to the theater.

- Ironically, the movie they were watching was rated Pee-G.

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A Texas woman who was voted “Teacher of the Year” has been arrested for having sex with a male student.

- Apparently she’s running for Re-Election.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick