The Presidential Candidates will be enjoying Thanksgiving Dinner Thursday just like the rest of us.

- Elizabeth Warren is promising “Free Turkey for All” but won’t eat Gravy because she “Doesn’t like anything (or anyone) that’s too Rich”.

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A Camel, a Cow and a Donkey were photographed roaming together along a road in Kansas.

- They were about to walk into a bar, but the Camel wasn’t thirsty.

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Three out of four members of the “Squad” of freshman Democratic congresswoman are under investigation for campaign finance law violations just 10 months into their terms.

- In their defense, they don’t have time to pay attention to their own money… They’re too busy trying to take all of ours with the Green New Deal.

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Forget the “Multiply by 7” Rule… There’s a new formula to figure out the age of your dog: Use a calculator to determine the “ Natural Algorythm” of your dogs real age, multiply that number by 16, then add 31.

- Or you can do what I always did… Ask your Dog!!

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Jane Fonda wore the same outfit TWICE during one week after announcing that she’ll never buy another piece of clothing in order to help save the planet.

- Lucky for Jane, the outfit she wore when she sat on that Viet Cong Anti-Aircraft Gun in the 70’s is TOTALLY back in style!!!

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Tim Berners-Lee, the man who invented the Internet, has unveiled a plan to protect the world from misinformation and mass surveillance.

- I’m no tech expert, but here’s an idea: Try Unplugging your Computer.

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On this day in 1960, Legendary Red Wing Gordie Howe became the first NHL player in history to score 1000 total points! (Goals & Assists combined)

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Have a great day… travel safely… and I’ll see you back here on Thanksgiving!

-Dick