Prez Trump has become the 3rd US President to be Impeached.

- According to many political experts this could all but ensure his reelection in 2020… So look for “Make Impeachment Great Again” baseball caps coming soon to a store near you! (To be honest, Trump strikes me as the kind of guy who - deep down - doesn’t really give a rats patoot that the Dems impeached him!!)

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Nancy Pelosi is being mocking on social media for wearing a funeral-like black dress and calling the proceedings “Somber”.

- I watched her… and I haven’t seen anyone in a black dress so EXCITED since Caitlyn Jenner’s Coming Out Party.

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Forget plastic surgery… More and more celebrities are hiring “Personal Face Trainers”… who get their facial muscles in shape by putting them through a workout.

- Kim Kardashian bragged that she can bench press 100 pounds with each side of her face. At least I THINK that’s what she meant by “Cheeks”.

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A retired Air Force General claims the U.S. Military has technology that can transport a person anywhere on earth within an hour.

- Unless the place you want to go is the front of the line at the Secretary of States office.

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Bernie Sanders is rumored to be considering Elizabeth Warren as his running mate if he wins the Democratic nomination.

- Liz was so excited she started dancing. And suddenly it started to rain. Coincidence? Maybe.

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In response to Corporate complaints that workers spend too much time in the bathroom, the “British Toilet Association” is pushing a new toilet with a sloping seat that makes sitting on it uncomfortable after 5 minutes.

- Brits say they’re 100% Behind it!!

- So now in Britain, the only one allowed to stay on the Throne for more than 5 minutes is the Queen.

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Amazon has come up with a way to “distract” people from pesky arguments at Holiday gatherings. Just say “Alexa… Change the subject” and she’ll suggest a new topic of conversation like “What’s the best Christmas Song?”

- For me it’s toss up between “Chesnuts Roasting On An Open Fire Caused By Global Warming”, “Rudolph The Red Nose Russian Connection” and “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year For Impeachment!”. Those should distract people from arguing at the Christmas table!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick