Today’s the day… At 7pm the House of Representatives will officially vote on 2 Articles of Impeachment against Prez Trump.

- Then they’ll all go out to a bar where Nancy Pelosi will order a White Russian for Trump and he’ll order a SHOT and a Beer for her. On the House.

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Tonight’s Impeachment vote comes almost 21 years to the day Bill Clinton was impeached.

- Not that it matters, but you gotta admit Monica Lewinsky is way better looking than the President of Ukraine.

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Former Child star Maitland Ward says she makes more money doing Porn than she ever did working for Disney.

- Back then she worked with Sneezy and Grumpy. Today it’s Sleezy and Humpy.

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Monday Night Football Announcer Booger McFarland is being mocked after he drew an image on the telestrator that resembled a penis.

- On the bright side, he’s used to “being mocked”… since his name is “Booger McFarland”.

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77 year old Joe Biden released a letter from his doctor which says he has atrial fibrillation, has acid reflux and takes heart & cholesterol medication.

- Joe takes more pills than Bill Cosby’s dates.

- Instead of running for Presidents, sounds like Joe Should be running for “Resident”… of an Assisted Living Home.

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The makers of a Parenting APP say that 40% of boys have sent a SEXT message by the age of 14.

- The other 60% RECEIVED a Sext message from one of their female teachers.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick