Taco Bell is opening a “Tram-Thru” in Australia that allows riders to place an order and pick it up their tacos when they pass the restaurant.

- I suggest eating near the Tram’s bathroom since your Caboose may be on fire.

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A man in CA has set a new eating record… Having Chik-fil-A 114 days in a row.

- I’ve never had a Chic-fil-A but they’re opening new locations in Novi and Allen Park to go with the ones in Rochester, Troy and Yspilanti. So soon we’ll know why the PEOPLE crossed the road… to get to the Chicken Sandwich.

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Pics have surfaced of 61 year old Madonna being hugged passionately from behind by her 25-year-old boyfriend on the balcony of a hotel in Miami.

- Do you think there’s any chance he was just doing the Heimlich Maneuver?

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According to a massive new study, eating Chili Peppers 4 times a week reduces your risk of heart attack by 40% and stroke by 50%. Meanwhile, another study found that any amount of running can lower your risk of early death.

- And if you run to the store to get Chili Peppers… you could live FOREVER!

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A Florida woman was arrested for choking her female lover over a bag of potato chips.

- Police fear the “Potato Chip Attacker” will strike again because “No One Can Choke Just One”.

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Kanye West and Joel Osteen are in talks to bring his “Sunday Service” on tour.

- Joel will open the show with a Prayer and then Kanye will Rap things up.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick