President Trump returned to the White House yesterday after a two-week Golfing vacation at his Club in New Jersey.

- After spending two weeks tweeting and golfing, it’ll be nice for the President to get back to Washington where he can do some tweeting and golfing.

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Elizabeth Warren began a speech to voters at a Native American Conference by apologizing for claiming she was Indian.

- Some said the apology was Corny. Others call it Maize.

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Bill Cosby’s wife Camille has called off Divorce proceedings against the Coz and the two are reportedly planning to renew their vows in the Prison Chapel.

- Lucky for Camille, if she get nervous for the Wedding night I’m betting Bill will have something to help her relax.

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Miley Cyrus was spotted “basically having sex” on the dance floor of an LA Club with her new girlfriend just a week after splitting from her husband.

- Nothing like an old fashioned fairy tale romance to light up my Tuesday.

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More than 150 CEO’s including Jeff Bezos announced that their businesses would shift away from making money for shareholders and focus on making the world a better place.

- If you want a full copy of their statement, you can get it on Amazon for just $29.99.

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Kim Kardashian was photographed going out to dinner with her husband Kanye West… wearing NO MAKE UP.

- Fans said they didn’t recognize her! And neither did Kanye.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick