President Trump’s defense team rested its case Tuesday after saying there’s “not enough evidence” for the Senate to convict him.

- And just for good luck they added, “If the Quid Pro Quo don’t fit, You must acquit”.

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The makers of Jameson Irish Whiskey are selling a cold brew coffee that is 70 proof.

- Looks like the Best Part of Waking Up is no longer having Folgers in your cup.

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Someone broke into Billy Joel’s Long Island home and damaged 12 of the many motorcycles he keeps in his garage.

- Apparently police aren’t the only ones who think Billy shouldn’t be driving.

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According to a leaked report, the wreckage of the Titanic was hit by a submarine last year but the US government swore everyone involved to secrecy.

- Well as they used to say during World War II… “Loose Lips Sink Ships!”

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A new survey found that one third of Americans are stressed out before they even get to work.

- And those are just the ones who work out of their homes.

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Ratings for The Grammy’s sunk to a twelve-year low, with eighteen million people watching the award show that’s known as “Music’s Biggest Night.”

- I always thought “Music’s Biggest Night” was the night Elvis and Mama Cass went to Dairy Queen for a Peanut Buster Parfait.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick