With the Iowa Caucuses less than a week away, odds makers say Bernie Sanders is favored to win.

- Meanwhile Eiizabeth Warren is blaming her drop in the Gallup and Totem Polls on what she calls a Media “Hatchet Job”.

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A woman died while taking part in a cake-eating competition in Australia.

- Police blamed it on “Bundt Force Trauma”.

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The FBI says that Prince Andrew has given “Zero” cooperation in the Jeffrey Epstein case despite saying he’d help authorities however he could.

- In his defense, Andrew’s been busy helping his girlfriend study for the SAT’s.

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Hillary Clinton told an interviewer that losing the 2016 election wasn’t really about her, it was about the “threat of a woman running for president”.

- That, and the not going to Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania thingy.

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In order to avoid a Contempt of Court charge, Hunter Biden has agreed to pay an unspecified amount of child support to his baby mama for their 18 month old love child.

- Gosh. I hope he can afford it.

- To show what a great guy he is, Hunter even set up a College Fund for the baby at the University of Ukraine.

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61 year old Madonna - who is dating a 26 year old dancer - has cancelled her “Madame X” show in England for the TENTH TIME due to “injuries”.

- Apparently she sprained her Borderline while teaching her Boy Toy how to Vogue.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick