A study published in the Journal of Medical Ethics found that men can still be effective sperm donors after they die.

- But it won’t be nearly as much fun.

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Astronauts at the International Space Station made history by whipping up a batch of Chocolate Chip Cookies which looked normal, but took TWO HOURS to bake.

- Am I the only one who assumed they’d make Moon Pies??

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A Florida woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with a Bible.

- The Judge is going to throw the Good Book at her.

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A growing number of teenage boys are dipping their “fellas” in soy sauce after it was revealed that testicles have taste receptors.

- And to think when I was a teenager… we spent January afternoons making SNOW Balls.

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Researchers at the University of Michigan are developing a new pill that would prevent the need to exercise.   

 - They got the idea from Bill Cosby who invented a pill that prevented the need to give your consent.   

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70-year-old Caitlyn Jenner - who was married three times while she was a man, say’s she/he’s given up on finding love with a man as a woman and wouldn’t sleep with anyone unless it was true love. 

- He’s such an old fashioned girl! 

- That reminds me of the Percy Sledge hit that was way ahead of it’s time politically… “When a Man IS a Woman”. 

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A baby goat in India was born with a human face which which local villagers believe was sent as a messenger of God. 

- Everybody in the village is excited about this, except for the guy who the goat looks like.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick