Tempers flared as the opening day of the Impeachment trial dragged out until 2am.

- Most of the Senators haven’t stayed up that late since the last all-night “Matlock-a-Palooza” Marathon aired on TV Land.

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No food or coffee was allowed in the Senate Chamber… but Senators could nibble on sweets from a secret desk filled with Candy.

- The Repubs called the candy a “Guilty Pleasure” and the Dems called it a “TRUMP IS GUILTY…Pleasure”.

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Teen Climate Activist Greta Thunberg stared at President Trump with an angry look on her face during his speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

- Isn’t she supposed to be in school or something??

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Harry is back in Canada with Meghan and says they’re ready to start their “private lives” away from the media.

- Harry made the announcement about Privacy after calling the Press and telling them to come over because he was about to make an announcement about wanting Privacy.

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A survey by Mattress Firm found that the average American only sleeps five and a half hours per night.

- Well maybe if their mattresses were a LITTLE LESS FIRM, I’d get more sleep.

- Question: Do they mean Five and a Half Hours IN A ROW???

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A Cyber Security Survey found that a Massive Data Breach has exposed the private banking information of 4,000 porn stars.

- This ISN’T the first time “Privates” and “Porn Star” have been used in the same sentence.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick