Hollywood is seeing Red after Ricky Gervais’ scathing monologue at the Golden Globes where he told the so-called “Woke” celebs to “stop lecturing people” because they “have no idea what real life is like”.

- The stars were so outraged they paid their Chauffeurs to Key his Limo.

- Cher called Gervais “Two Faced”… and she outta know.

Meanwhile in the fashion department… Many of the females stars opted for plunging necklines.

- Proving once again that the “Golden Globes” is also a dress code for the evening.

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The body of Iraqi General Qassem Soleimani was flown back to IRAN in COACH class yesterday.

- He would have Blown Up about not getting upgraded to FIRST CLASS… except he’d already been Blown Up.

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Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen have cut the selling price of their Massachusetts home from $41 to $33 MILLION.

- So they’ll have to sell at a loss. Not as big a loss as the one to the Tennessee Titans, but still…

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“Star Wars” was the top film at the Box Office in the first full week of the year bringing in $33 Million.

- To paraphrase Seinfeld… “Yoda, Yoda, Yoda”.

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The Jeopardy "Greatest of All Time" special tournament starts tonight at 8 p.m. on ABC featuring Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter and James Holzhauer playing against each other for $1 MILLION.

- So if you’re in the mood to feel 3 times more of an Idiot than you usually do watching Jeopardy!… tune in tonight!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick