A very fluid situation as the Iran situation continues to play out. We’re sending our thoughts and Prayers to the Troops!

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Amazon’s Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend Lauren Sanchez turned the Big 5-O.

- He wished her a Happy Birthday and Many Happy FREE Returns.

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The Judge in Harvey Weinstein’s Sexual Assault trial threatened to throw him in jail yesterday because Harvey wouldn’t stop using his cell phone in Court.

- In his defense, Harvey was playing “Words-With-My-Only-Friend” with Matt Lauer.

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Some Hollywood Stars have admitted they used “Bust Dust Anti-Boob Sweat Spray” to keep their cleavage dry during the Golden Globes.

- Not a big story… but hey, it’s TOP-ical.

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A new study found that people who take up marathon running - even people over 40 - can cut their “Arterial Age” by four years after just one race. 

- You may die of a heart attack, but your arteries will look great during the autopsy. 

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According to a new survey, less than 3 in 10 registered voters in America can find Iran on a map.

- Depending on how things play out, it may not be there much longer anyway.

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Newly released documents show that Chelsea Clinton has earned $9 million dollars since 2011 serving on the board of an internet investment firm controlled by Hillary.

- What? You’ve never heard of a parent giving their kid an allowance?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick