A new study found that 25% of Generation Z (ages 5 to 24) has stopped drinking Alcohol and smoke Marijuana instead.

- It’s not that they wanted to give up booze… it’s just that they’re parents drank everything in the liquor cabinet during “Lockdown”.

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Disney is shifting its focus to streaming content after lockdowns closed theme parks and most movie theaters.

- So now if you want to see Goofy, you’ll have to do a Zoom call with your crazy Uncle Ozmer.

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A study in the Lancet Medical Journal found that a Las Vegas man has become the first American to catch the Coronavirus TWICE.

- But they say the rest of the country doesn’t need to worry because “What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”.

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CNN reporter Jim Acosta was drowned out on air by a crowd of Trump supporters chanting “C-N-N sucks!”

- Finally… some unbiased reporting on CNN.

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John Lennon’s son Sean slammed the toppling of the Abraham Lincoln statue in Portland by sarcastically tweeting that the Pyramids should be “taken down immediately because the Pharaohs were not very woke” and saying Italians should be “held accountable” for Caesar.

- Yoko Ono says she’s “so proud” of Sean but, thankfully, stopped short of singing his praises.

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Day 2 of the SC Hearings for Amy Coney Barrett went on for over 11 hours with 22 Senators asking questions for 30 minutes each.

- Barrett has 7 kids so she’s used to being asked questions… “Why is the sky blue?? Why does Swiss Cheese have holes in it?? Why does Daddy blame everything on the dog??”

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Have a great day and I’ll see back here Thursday!

-Dick