Happy Belated Birthday to Hillary Clinton who turned 73 yesterday!

- In keeping with tradition, Bill gave her a handmade card that read, “You may be 73! But remember… “You’re Only As Old As The Women I Feel”.

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There’s a new “Updated Comfort Food” recipe trending on Social Media… Mac and Cheese… with RAISINS.

- And for those who want “Comfort Food PLUS Gentle Overnight Relief”… there’s Mac and Cheese with Prunes.

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Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Mike Nolan had to pause a news conference on Monday because he had Tobassco sauce on his fingers and accidentally rubbed his eyes - causing them to burn and tear up.

- If only Jeffrey Toobin had hot sauce on HIS hands - things might have turned out differently.

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When it was her turn to vote on the Coney-Barrett Supreme Court nomination last night, Hawaii’s Democrat female Senator Mazie Hirono gave the “Two Thumbs Down” signal and said “Hell NO!!!!”

- She’s got quite a temperament. I’m surprised she wasn’t running the Japanese Armed Forces during World War II.

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Joe Biden confused Donald Trump with George W. Bush during an interview in which he said the country can’t take four more years of George.

- GEORGE?? Well that’s Curious.

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A wildlife expert posed as an elderly woman in order to trap an aggressive Turkey that’s been attacking people on the streets of Oakland.

- The “Elderly Woman” hit the turkey over the head with her purse and told him to “Stuff It”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick